March 22, 2011

• Hoopla Denton! March Mustache Madness was a HUGE success on the 5th, especially coupled with our very special BLU-RAY FLOOR SHOW PERFORMANCE! If you missed it, you missed out.
  
• Our other big piece of awesomeness last month was DISNEY NIGHT. Classic characters like Cinderella, Mickey Mouse, Tinkerbell, and Cruella De Vil, and some extremely sexy fairies and princesses, showed up to help us celebrate.
  
• SSHHH! Show up to the Regency no questions asked on the first Saturday in April, the 2nd, for a secret APRIL FOOLS DAY special performance.
  
• Coming up on April 16th, the ROCKY HORRIBLE SHOW rears its ugly head once again! Do not miss it, because it’s bound to be, well, horrible. But horrible in the best possible way.
  
• In NEW PEOPLE news, we have two new spot light operators, Jenny and Ashley, and one new usherette, Taylor. Keep an eye out for them all, and be sure to give them a *special* MI welcome. That’s right, I mean butt sex. And on that note, that’s all the news this month. Keep coming to the show, because watching the movie at home is like masturbation: it’s lonely and it’s sad.