Jonathan's Story

I was camping in the Cuddleback lake beds with a friend and his old scout troop. They asked if I wanted to go with them to climb Fremont Peak and I happily obliged. after about 3 hours we finally got to the top. About 1/4 of the way down i got to a pretty steep rock face that was followed by an immediate 12-15ft drop. I got near the edge and found a lip in the rock face to grab onto, and as I was reaching over the ledge for some footing, the lip broke off.Ii fell and hit my face against the rock wall that was in front of me, and I broke my wrist trying to brace the impact. Once i landed on the ground, i had to climb the rest of the way down the mountain, as well as hike 5 miles back to the campsite. My worst fear about the fall? not thinking I'd be able to go to rocky!

March 22, 2011

• Hoopla Denton! March Mustache Madness was a HUGE success on the 5th, especially coupled with our very special BLU-RAY FLOOR SHOW PERFORMANCE! If you missed it, you missed out.
  
• Our other big piece of awesomeness last month was DISNEY NIGHT. Classic characters like Cinderella, Mickey Mouse, Tinkerbell, and Cruella De Vil, and some extremely sexy fairies and princesses, showed up to help us celebrate.
  
• SSHHH! Show up to the Regency no questions asked on the first Saturday in April, the 2nd, for a secret APRIL FOOLS DAY special performance.
  
• Coming up on April 16th, the ROCKY HORRIBLE SHOW rears its ugly head once again! Do not miss it, because it’s bound to be, well, horrible. But horrible in the best possible way.
  
• In NEW PEOPLE news, we have two new spot light operators, Jenny and Ashley, and one new usherette, Taylor. Keep an eye out for them all, and be sure to give them a *special* MI welcome. That’s right, I mean butt sex. And on that note, that’s all the news this month. Keep coming to the show, because watching the movie at home is like masturbation: it’s lonely and it’s sad.