January 12, 2010

• Hoopla Denton and Happy New Year! 2009 was a great year for Midnight Insanity, and we're counting on you to help us make 2010 even better. How can you do that? Keep coming, and also showing up, to the Warner Grand every Saturday at midnight.
  
• Since it is January, our annual birthday show is coming up on the 16th. That's right, we're still going strong after twenty-two years. There will be a special performance that you won't want to miss, so don your fishnets and come celebrate another year of MI with our fantastic cast.
  
• The Dykey Horror Picture Show was a night to remember, with our women showing up in amount for a night of feministic glory. As our last theme night of 2009, Dykey did not disappoint. In fact, it was so successful we're doing it again next year!
  
• Since the Warner Grand is such a nice theater, (no sodomizing by the seat springs, etc), the geniuses at MI are in the process of putting together a kit of items that you can use as props during the movie. As always you should refrain from bringing anything of your own to throw, but soon we will provide you with theater-approved Rocky props. As this develops there will be more news, so stay tuned.
  
• Time for news about new things. Brandon, our illustrious director, played Brad last week and was fabulous. We also have a new techie, Alisha, who has been doing a fantastic job. Huzzah!
  
• If you like guy on guy action, girl on guy action, girl on girl action, or tranny on tranny action, email Brandon to join cast. We can always use more kinky, semi-perverted people to pass on our craziness to. You can also use that email address if you have a suggestion for a theme night. So don't be a stranger, become one of us!
  
• That's all the news for now. I'll leave you with the constant reminder to bring and devirginize your friends, your enemies, your cousins, and your mom, every fucking week.